It’s a Dog Toy, People.
Let’s face it. Come to terms with it. There’s nothing wrong with it, really. The kid likes it, right? That’s all the matters. But the truth is… SOPHIE THE GIRAFFE IS A GODDAMN DOG TOY. It’s rubber. It...
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Sophie is a dog toy. So maybe the Kong is a baby toy? Take your eyes off the rolling baby for ONE MINUTE and he finds the one thing on the floor that isn’t his. YOU HAVE A PLETHORA OF THINGS ON THE...
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